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Showing posts with label florida. Show all posts
Showing posts with label florida. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

So I made it down to ol' Hogtown -- Gainesville, Florida -- my new home for the foreseeable future.  I live out in the woods with three funny dogs, some lizards, palmetto bugs, ferns, banana spiders, tiny green frogs, and at least two deer.  I'm hammering away at the new King-Cat (#71) which will be out before I leave for tour next month, and staying in the AC!  IT'S HOT.

I am a little bewildered and overwhelmed by all the new flora and fauna surrounding me, but I'm doing my best to get a grip.  Here are a few pictures I took of my new neighborhood.


This is where I live now.



L: Pete, R: Eddie


Ginger Spice: Leader of the Pack.

 
The girls knocked over their skate ramp again.
(L to R: Posh, Baby, and Ginger)


See those delicate little hairs on the caterpillar?  THEY'LL STING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU TOUCH THEM.


One day I was walking peacefully down the street, when I ducked under an overhanging tree branch and walked into the stringiest, thickest web I'd ever felt.  I practically bounced back!  And there staring at me face to face was




Yes, it is a four inch spider with a HUMAN SKULL painted on its back!  WHERE THE HELL AM I???  The natives say they're called "Banana Spiders."  That's like calling a Great White Shark an "Ice Cream Fish."

So I became a little obsessed with these so-called Banana Spiders (Nephila clavipes).














Unknown woodland flower.

 
Crepe Myrtle (Lagerstroemia indica)
 

Unknown fern.

 
Lantana camara (?)



No doubt some other ferocious beastie lives here.

 
Millipede.

 





Pete and his Filthy Disgusting Ball™.


The Cee-Ment Pond.

 
Banana trees (Musa sapientum).

 
Unknown Lily (?)


Unknown woodland flower.


The Old Pecan Tree.


Spanish Moss.


My Li'l Buddy.



Linus (Canis lupus familiaris)


Still unknown woodland flower.


Did I mention there were spiders?

 
Don't know.

 
Sort of looks like a Yucca.

 
Nope.


Tamarind tree? (Tamarindus indica)

 
No idea.


Some kind of Aloe/Agave type thing.


(Note tell-tale zig-zag pattern in the webbing.)


(Note gold sheen to threads.)





 


Opuntia spp. ?



And that's why I stay indoors and draw comics all day.

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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

LIFE

At the time this is posted I will most likely be somewhere in Nebraska, sleeping in a Wal-Mart parking lot in the cab of a rental truck.  Yes, Ol' John P. is homeless once more.

Why, you ask?  It has something to do with chromosomes and lizards:  I'm moving down to Florida, child.  I figured any town named after the founder of Mad Magazine is OK with me.

Please continue to use the Denver PO Box for all orders and correspondence, unless you have personally heard otherwise from me...  I'll be in Gainesville for a month or so, knocking out the new King-Cat (#71), which will be available just before I leave for my West Coast Tour in mid-August.  West Coast Tour, you ask?  Yes.  Noah and I are gonna be hitting up Minneapolis (West Coast of the Mississippi?), followed by Portland, Seattle, Vancouver BC, Berkeley, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Joshua Tree, Albuquerque, and Santa Fe, before alighting once more in our fair city of Denver, where we're gonna shoot out the lights with a KC 71 Release/Tour-ending/Birthday/Farewell Denver Party at Kilgore.  And then I'm going back to Gainesville.  Details on all this will be forthcoming.

Meanwhile, thanks everybody!  See you on the road!

John P.

My Mom getting kissed by a monkey in Florida, circa 1967.